Student Loan recipient is a dummy

So, here we have someone who ostensibly was able to get student loans to STUDY. And they can’t even figure out how to find out, with a few Google searches, what to do?
I also find it completely unbelievable that any collection agency would make an actual threat like that. Most of them just don’t care…they try, they fail, they write you off, and move on.
Student loans are a multibillion dollar business subsidized by the taxpayers of the United States. And like most government run programs, they rate little more than a C-. In this case, they rate an F. This person should never have received a student loan.